*Shan calls Monsieur Billy Gates.....while vigorously manicuring her fingernails*
Me: Allo? Monsieur BILLY GATES?
BG: Yes?
Me: You are doing it again dere...
BG: What am I doing?
Me: Oh s.v.p. arret....you are not payING da technicians....and da group dere does not even recognize me as a member dere? Comprend?
BG: Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you that they're on strike. Please get use to it, because I am leaving everything to them, because I'm leaving next year.
Me: image
Telephone Operator's Voice: Ma'am? Please deposit another $1.50 if you want to continue this conversation? Ma'am? Are you there?