I complained about my recent electricity bill and here's the response !!
Dear Customer,
This is just a little note to acknowledge receipt of your complaint,
(which has been duly filed),
and to let you know that we understand your anger regarding our recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you are a small consumer and you will pay what we tell you to pay.
You have no choice.
We have the power, you need the power.
So sad, too bad. It sucks to be you.
We have enclosed a little picture to help clarify our response.
Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Provider.





